SNARKY AIRPORT SECURITY PLAN

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a security booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone.

There would be none of this baloney about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. This is so SNARKY simple that it's brilliant.

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Then shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,

"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number........"