OMG AMERICAN IDOL IS INSANE! STEVEN TYLER??

ugh...

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez and Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler will join the judging panel of top-rated U.S. TV talent show "American Idol", producers said on Wednesday.

Are they nuts???
We are going to be tortured looking at his so bad plastic surgery and how will we be able to focus on the contestants?? This is unfair audience torture! Just like when Dancing with the Stars had Priscilla Presley as a "contestant"


nightmare! doesn't she own a mirror???

The official announcement ended months of speculation following the departure of old hands Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi and represents a major overhaul of the Fox TV show following a four-year slide in viewership.

Record producer Randy Jackson will keep the seat he has held since the program debuted in 2001, rounding out the panel of three judges, and Ryan Seacrest will return as host. The singing contest begins its 10th season in January 2011.



Lopez, 41, star of movies "The Backup Plan" and "The Wedding Planner", started her career as a dancer and singer with hits like "Jenny From the Block".

In a glitzy announcement in Los Angeles, Lopez said she was excited to be joining the show and she was "looking for the next Michael Jackson." (Tyler looks like Jackson already!) Tyler, 62, added that he wanted "to bring some rock to this rollercoaster." The Rock and Roll Hall of Famer undoubtedly brings an edge to the singing contest, which launched the Grammy-winning careers of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Jennifer Hudson.

These plastic surgeons should have their licenses revoked! OMG how hideous to ruin your body like these pathetic stars..



We'll try and watch Idol as we love the show but just when we thought Paula Abdul was the worst they could do.... We cannot even picture JLo even sitting next to the Aerosmith cryptkeeper! Get Joe Perry PLEASE

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH RANDY QUAID AND HIS WIFE??

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – Actor Randy Quaid and his wife are facing burglary charges in California after the owner of the couple's old house reported they had been living there without permission.

A representative of the property owner called Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies Saturday afternoon to report that squatters had been staying in the guest house illegally. When deputies arrived at the house that evening, they found Randy and Evi Quaid, who said they had owned the property since the 1990s.

The property owner's representative provided documents that showed his client had bought the home in 2007 from a man who had purchased it from the Quaids several years earlier. A contractor showed police more than $5,000 in damages to the guest house that he believed was caused by the Quaids.

Police arrested the Quaids on charges of felony residential burglary and entering a noncommercial building without consent, a misdemeanor. Police also charged Evi Quaid, 47, with resisting arrest.

Bail was set at $50,000 each.

Last September, the couple was charged with defrauding an innkeeper of more than $10,000 as well as conspiracy and burglary after an invalid credit card was used at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito.

Senior Deputy District Attorney Arnie Tolks had said an invalid card also was used at The Biltmore, a luxury resort in Santa Barbara.

What??? don't they have any money? Call your brother Dennis! jeez oh pete!

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DETROIT GUITARIST CHARGED WITH PARKING ON HIS OWN DRIVEWAY

HARPER WOODS MAN CHARGED WITH PARKING ON HIS OWN DRIVEWAY

Harper Woods, Michigan- A lifelong citizen of this tiny suburb of 10,000 woke up Wednesday to find a notice in his mail box. It was a warrant for his arrest issued by Judge Roger J. La Rose. the city's district court judge. The crime? Parking his own Dodge minivan on his own driveway. The warrant listed it as a "junk vehicle" in spite of the fact that the owner, Scott Campbell, already produced copies of his valid license plate, registration and insurance, something the local police department could have found out just by running his plate. "I was told by the city attorney that this was settled, though they should have simply run the plate to begin with".

This isn't the first time this has happened, but it is the first time the city attorney has carried things to the point of issuing a bench warrant. Campbell stated that the cause of all this is his next door neighbor, who has threatened to have the judge unseated if Campbell isn't evicted from his home of 15 years and the house torn down.

The same neighbor, Carl Moore, repeatedly threatened to have the city building inspector Gerrard Owczarzak fired from his job if he didn't follow Moore's orders. "When I bought the house, the woman next door told me that all these houses were too close together and every other one should be torn down.

They drove the old woman who lived here for 35 years into a nursing home. Five families on the other side of them have moved in and out again over the past few years. Neighbors have told me they will hide in their houses just to avoid talking to Carl. I went out of my way to be nice to them, but there's no pleasing them."

Campbell will be araigned Monday morning at District Court 32-A, where his mother used to work. "She worked for the city over 20 years and has lived here over 60 years. She can't believe this is happening".
Harper Woods is the city that threw a 70 year old woman in jail for her garden, in spite of the fact that she cut it back to meet the building inspector's demands. Campbell first came to to the city council's attention when he suggested several years ago that the residents be allowed to vote on keeping the name "Harper Woods" or changing it to "Grosse Pointe Heights", a name suggested by the 1950 steering commitee before a name was chosen.

"Those people looked and acted like I had threatened to kill them. I was shocked at their anger. It was weird. I got threatening phone calls after that in the middle of the night. A number of people told me they like the idea including a couple of city officials, but this city is dangerous enough without getting the mayor and the entire city council going after you."