11/25/2009
DONNY OSMOND WINS DWTS! YES!
Finally! Dancing With the Stars picks our favorite winner! Mya is a great dancer but lacked a certain charisma and poor Kelly just wasn't the best but was so loveable. I just loved it when she ran over and hugged Ozzy after being eliminated.
All season the most watchable and entertaining was Donny Osmond. Boy can he move at 51! I know it had to take a lot of out of him every day to keep up that strength.
Good job Don!! and KYM she finally got a great partner which after all the bad ones she has suffered through was richly deserved.
Have to say too this season was a ZZZZZZZZZZZZ without Maks, Cheryl and Julianne to watch.
We loved DWTS and are staying tuned until January when it returns!
4/28/2009
DANCING WITH THE STARS ELIMINATION NIGHT
Sadly Julianne and her hunky boyfriend got the boot tonight. We are sad to see them go but we really want Tony Dovolani to win this season. Poor Tony has been saddled with the elderly and infirm dance partners long enough. Now if Melissa can just keep it together and show up on dance night...
Chuck was really improving and so awfully hunky. But, this season the competition is really tight. So far America has gotten it right and kicked off the right dancers.
Here is our favorite of Julianne and Chuck :The Samba
4/23/2009
DANCING WITH THE STARS SEASON 8 WEEK 3
Photo: copyright Kelsey McNeal, American Broadcasting Companies, Inc)
People just don’t like Denise Richards (WE LOATHE HER) following her bitter 2006 divorce from PSYCHO Charlie Sheen? (Charlie HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT) HE IS A MISOGYNOUS FREAK
Could it be possible that this chick just has no talent whatsoever? OMG Cloris Leachman was better than this "dancer".
2 Weeks in a row America and the judges got it right. Denise was making us ill. did ya notice how she craned that bird neck at the camera no matter where they were on the dance floor.... GROAN Why did she do that ????
Whew! We are relieved to not have to watch that drama queen again
We are sad tha Maks got saddled with her and it looked like he was annoyed most of the time.
We are overjoyed that Tony is so happy with a great partner for once. THIS IS TONY'S SEASON TO WIN!
CIAO DARLINGS!
Dancing With the Stars Boots off Carlisle
Well DWTS got it right this time and kicked off the sour puss of the season.
Good! We want happy people and Ms Carlisle had a sour attitude from the
beginning. Why bother showing up if you think you are "above" this show?
Evidently Ms Carlisle was surpirised at the negative response she got from
the judges. She looked very angry when they dissed her dance. OY
She really didn't have any factors that might save her, her appearance was poor,
her dancing poor, and her attitude was poor. Ciao darling...
From ABC
be eliminated from Season 8 of "Dancing With the Stars." Carlisle, the former lead singer
of the group the Go-Go's, and dancing partner Jonathan Roberts were eliminated as the l
owest-scoring couple, after debuting their salsa performance March 16, 2009. This season
features the show's first-ever dance-off, in which the two lowest-scoring dance teams can
perform their dances over again in final hopes of staying on the show. Apple co-founder
Steve Wozniak and partner Karina Smirnoff were the second-lowest scoring dance duet.
"I had a great time," Carlisle said of her time on the show. "I learned how to dance and I wish
I could have done better for Jonathan, because he's a great teacher."
For you go go fans here is Ms. C during a better decade:
DANCING WITH THE STARS SEASON 8 EPISODE 1
* Belinda Carlisle, lead singer of the Go-Go's and solo artist.
Groan not very good she must have lost her GO GO's
* David Alan Grier, actor-comedian and host of Comedy Central's Chocolate News.
Not too bad but be funny or don't not both
* Holly Madison star of Girls Next Door Playboy bunny show.
She was beautiful and pretty good but will the DWTS curse of the prettiest ones
getting the boot early on going to happen to Holly???
* Shawn Johnson, 17-year-old Olympic gold and silver-medal-winning gymnast.
She was fabulous but isn't kind of cheating to put a gymnast against normal people???
* Lil' Kim, Grammy Award-winning rapper. OUR PICK TO WIN
She was very hot but dedicating her to the girls in GEN POP was too over the top... groan
* Gilles Marini, actor who played Dante in the Sex and the City movie.
OMG THIS GUY IS HOT HOT HOT We hope he makes to the finals....... sigh
* Ty Murray, rodeo star and husband of Jewel.
Will he be able to let go and look stupid in front of millions? He looked pretty
bad last Monday!
* Steve-O, Jackass star.
Surprisingly compelling to watch him. He may just surprise everyone.
* Melissa from the BACHELOR,
She was verrrrry good she may be in the finals
* Denise Richards, actress, reality TV star and ex-wife of CHARLIE SHEEN.
We still hope they vote her whiney butt off this show first. Charlie's Revenge...
* Lawrence Taylor, ex-New York Giants football player and Hall of Famer.
Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible
* Chuck Wicks, county singer and boyfriend of former DWTS champ Julianne
Pretty good and we all know Julianne will whip him into perfect shpae quickly
* Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple computers.
See * Lawrence Taylor review
What happened to part two where they kick the first one off??? We must have
missed out on that announcement. annoyed we are.... waiting a week for DWTS!
Our favorite DANCE of last MONDAY
Melissa is partnered with our much beloved Tony Dovolani. Finally they have
given him a young athletic partner to work with. We would cheer if Mr. Tony would
go all the way.
Melissa really showed that LOSER BACHELOR JERK
what he missed.... What a way to make a comeback honey!
DANCING WITH THE (SNARKIES) STARS SEASON 8
TVGUIDE ON DWTS
YAY THE SNARKIES ARE READY FOR THE 8TH SEASON!
Dusting off our Ruby Slippers and Sequins. This year's line up looks promising and we will
give your our OFFICIAL SNARKY PICKS right now:
Here's a rundown of Dancing with the Stars' eighth-season celebrity cast, in alphabetical order:
* Belinda Carlisle, lead singer of the Go-Go's and solo artist. IN OUR TOP 5
* David Alan Grier, actor-comedian and host of Comedy Central's Chocolate News. LOL FUNNY BUT CAN HE MOVE
* Jewel, country singer and wife of rodeo star Ty Murray. IN OUR TOP 5
* Shawn Johnson, 17-year-old Olympic gold and silver-medal-winning gymnast. OF COURSE
* Lil' Kim, Grammy Award-winning rapper. OUR PICK TO WIN
* Gilles Marini, actor who played Dante in the Sex and the City movie. WHO??
* Ty Murray, rodeo star and husband of Jewel. CUTE BUT A LITTLE STIFF?
* Steve-O, Jackass star. OH NO WAY!!
* Nancy O'Dell, Access Hollywood host. MAYBE A SURPRISE STAND OUT IN OUR TOP 5
* Denise Richards, actress, reality TV star and ex-wife of CHARLIE SHEEN. YUCK WE HOPE THEY KICK HER OFF FIRST
* Lawrence Taylor, ex-New York Giants football player and Hall of Famer. DON'T THINK SO...
* Chuck Wicks, county singer and boyfriend of former DWTS champ Julianne Hough. IN OUR TOP 5
* Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple computers. NOT A CHANCE
DANCING WITH THE STARS SEASON 7 Episode 3
Maks is off DWTS already! It took us a few days to absorb the news! Oh no! The Ladies are farklempt! Who will we watch intently now? Alec? Tony? Derek? Not the same. But watch we will! We love DWTS!
READ MORE ON ABC.com
In honor of Maks we have a hot little slide show we found Enjoy!
Here is Maks with our favorite celeb dancer so far MEL B Watch them here!
Be an friends with Maks on MYSPACE
CIAO MAKS BABY!
TONIGHT'S DANCING WITH THE STARS!
- Cloris Leachman
- We are hoping that she goes home Tues Night which is three weeks longer than she should have stayed. Sorry she's a great actress but horrible on this show groan! OMG
- Her wig flew off! Sigh...
- Lance Bass
- We really love LANCE and hope the judges get off his back. Why do they pick at him so bad?
- why do we get the feeling that he may be too diva back stage?
- His Viennese Waltz was gorgeous and Len is such a jerk!
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- Rocco Di Spirito
- Super talented Chef cutie! Bad dancer but very sweet! Desperate to be famous we think.
- ROCCO PUT THE BLINDFOLD BACK ON! Puppy dog quality??
- Bruno said the same thing as we did!!! LOL 5 snaps!
- Susan Lucci
- La Lucci is getting better but she's no Jane Seymour! Is she next to go? CLORIS FIRST!
- Susan's dance was like watching someone take lessons. She did her best though...
- Brooke Burke
- Wow! She is really good! Who knew she had such moves. We can't help but love Brooke.
- Toni Braxton
- Toni is soooo good! Natural grace and elegance describes her form and beauty. We would love for her to win this season.
- Misty May Treanor
- Disappointed so far, she looks like a deer in the headlights. Where's that Beach Girl? well she is in a cast and off the show. BOO HOO no more MAKS!!!! @#$@$$!!!
- Alec Mazo/Toni Braxton
- Hottie hot head!
- Scandalous Marie Antoinette pretty ridiculous actually Alec's fault for that choreography.
- Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Misty May Treanor
- We love MAKS the most but sadly we don't think he'll make it to the final this year.
- Cheryl Burke/Maurice Greene
- Our favorite of the ladies, is there a position she can't bend her way into?
- AWESOME athlete. Is she Preggers?
- Tony Dovolani/Susan Lucci
- We just ADORE this charming man. See a really cute video of Maks and Tony HERE
- Corky Ballas/Cloris Leachman
- Very cute 7 time Latin Champion father of Mark Ballas. Very PATIENT! oy
- Cody Linley
- Cute boy can dance really well. He could take it too with his partner Julianne
- Maurice Greene
- Yawn he blathers on and on about HIMSELF whatever get over it. He's not that great on any
- level. Tonight he was pretty good but sloppy feet. Len is so fake. Lance was better THAN THIS guy and yet he xxxooo all over Maurice and rude to Lance . WHY????
- Warren Sapp
- Second favorite and most sexy man dancer! Who knew??? Hottie Warren Sapp!
- Big Smooth and Beautifu! We are crushing on Warren Sapp! xxxxx 5 kisses WS!
- Karina Smirnoff/Rocco Di Spirito
- Julianne Hough/Cody Linley
- Little Hottie couple very good and very cute together. Ok dance not our favorite. Too much Julianne not enough Cody
- Kym Johnson/Warren Sapp
- She is fabulous and in such good humor always! She is doing a fabulous job with Warren.
- Derek Hough/Brooke Burke
- He is really bringing it this season. He may take it all this time to beat out his sister Julianne!
- WHAT A GORGEOUS DANCE! They definitely blew the house down. First 10 of the season!
- Lacey Schwimer/Lance Bass
- New girl on the block and a snarky one! Careful to follow the rules Lacey! We want you to stay for awhile!
Dancing with the Stars What the Heck???
In order of best performance tonight
Toni did a nice job got decent marks
Brooke was pretty good not as bad as the judges thought. They slammed her a bit.
Kim was awful, Mommy and Daddy can't buy rhythm!
The judges were pretyy mean to her. We almost shed a tiny tear.
Maurice groan this guy talks too much about himself he aint all that
Rocco babe we wanted to love you but not tonight sweetie
Biggest Disappointment MISTY MAY what is wrong with HER??? She looks terrified and can't bear the idea of LOSING? Get over it and dance!
We still give the dance of the night to Warren Sapp damn he's cute and strangely attractive.
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DWTS WED NIGHT
We are shocked that Ted McGinley got kicked off and CLORIS is still there. UGH Now we are always sympathetic to the senior dancers but she is ridiculously obnoxious. Ted could dance and would have gotten better. Sigh.
Buhbye TED!
Kim was bad too in fact worse than Ted we think.
More info here
FROM Yahoo News:
By DERRIK J. LANG, AP Entertainment Writer 2 hours, 31 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES - Ted McGinley from "Married with Children" has gotten a divorce from "Dancing with the Stars."
The actor and his professional partner, Inna Brayer, were eliminated Wednesday from ABC's dancing competition.
The pair received a score of 19 out of 30 from the show's judges Tuesday following their mambo routine. McGinley was sent packing after his score — the third-lowest — was combined with viewer votes.
"It's been a lot of fun," McGinley said after his ouster. "You know, I know there's a lot of guys sitting at home with a beer in their hand having a little chuckle at me. You know what? Thank you for that. I appreciate it. I'm one of the guys. I guess I'll always be one of the guys. Some of us aren't meant to dance, I guess."
Comedian Jeffery Ross and partner Edyta Sliwinska were dismissed Tuesday after the remaining couples performed a new dance.
Model-actress Brooke Burke dominated the dancing competition Tuesday, scoring a 26 for a quick-step routine. The former host of E!'s "Wild On" and dancing partner Derek Hough also claimed the top score during Monday's premiere.
The celebrities remaining in the competition include celebrity chef Rocco DiSpirito; former National Football League star Warren Sapp; TV personalities Burke and Kim Kardashian; singers Lance Bass and Toni Braxton; Olympic gold medalists Maurice Greene and Misty May-Treanor; actresses Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci and actor Cody Linley.
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TUESDAY NIGHT DWTS
Well it is so far so good! With the exception of Cloris and Jeff Ross the rest have done a pretty good job!
Our particular stand outs from Tuesday night were Lance Bass, Toni Braxton, Brooke Burke (SHE IS SURPRISINGLY GOOD)
Here's The Snarky View Recap:
Lance: We really love his dancing! Len picks on him for some reason. He gave Maurice a 7 and Lance a 6. No way! Something else is going on here... Lance was robbed.
Misty May: She does look like she's in drag. Last season's winner Kristy Yamaguchi was so smooth and rhythmic. Misty seems like she is going to throw Maks across the room. Reminds us of
Jethrine Bodine in a sequin dress. We have her as our top pick so hopefully she'll get better. She's pulling good marks but we don't see it. She is kind of wild looking. Our least favorite of the night besides Cloris.
Maurice: Good dancer freesyle but he has to learn form to dance in the ballroom. He needs to dance and not stand there watching and waiting for Cheryl to stop spinning. Like his energy a lot.
Brooke: Got 9's She is really GOOD! Looks lovely and very smooth, especially for the first week.
Cloris: Needs to go home tonight (Wed) She is not funny and can't dance. There are older women that can dance at 82. She is not one of them. We are kind of enjoying the fact that she is so heavy. She slammed the kids on The Facts of Life for decades for being fat. Well now SHE is fat. She should follow her own advice.
Toni: Our girl needs to breathe! Hang in there Toni B! We loved her blue costume. We love Alec as well. 10's from us! Sparky and Elegant like Bruno said!
Warren: WE LOVED HIM THE MOST! Hey Roxie! he did great! How much fun was he??? Watch Warren!
Snarky Most Entertaining of the Evening! Warren Sapp!
Ted: Hey he was great too! What a great dancer body! Good job TED! Solid dancing! He will get better too.
The judges gave him terrible scores.. 6 6 7 he was better than that.
Cody: A Snarky Favorite very good young dancer! He could win it too. Julianne is a great teacher and he learns quick. He looked great in that tux.
Rocco: We gotta say... Rocco was hot! We dig it! Surprise dance of the night! He was great! You go Rocco!
Susan Lucci: Stiff and painful to watch. Though she was better than Monday night. She'll be the third to go home. Why oh why don't they give Tony Dovolani a good partner??? He is so great and they give him most challenged partners.....Give him someone good!
Kim: Not very good kid! Lots of awkward pauses. Stupid song, bad choreography. Not all her fault.
GOING HOME TONIGHT JEFF ROSS buhbye zzzzzzzzzz Now let's lose Cloris tonight!
We will post after tonight's episode. Snarkies stayed up too late last night watching QVC!
Stay tuned....
DANCING WITH THE STARS MONDAY NIGHT!!!
WE thought the dancers did pretty well for the first night. WE stand by our top pick for sure!
Volleyball gold medalist Misty May we take back the tranny comment she looked pretty classy.
NSYNC Lance Bass he is cute and he can MOVE.
Singer Toni Braxton Was AWESOME
World's Fastest Man Maurice Greene HE IS A REALLY HOT DANCER! Our personality winner of the night!
Hannah Montana Cody Linley Very cute and may take the whole thing!
NEED to GO HOME:
Jeff Ross Not Funny and Can't Dance (he's not Jerry Springer)
Cloris Leachman sorry she was funny but bad dancing
Dancer to Watch!
Warren Sapp Roxie thought he's be bad but HE'S GOT MOVES for such a big man. Cute and fun to watch!
If you missed last night... watch the full the episode here
Ciao babies!
WHO CAN TOP THESE TWO DANCERS?
They were robbed in the 5th season big time! So glad Maks is BACK!
Alec is good too but doesn't have the personality Maks does.
I am going to rate who I think will be in the top 5 right now in order.
Volleyball gold medalist Misty May
NSYNC Lance Bass
Singer Toni Braxton
World's Fastest Man Maurice Greene
Hannah Montana Cody Linley
DANCING WITH THE STARS MONDAY NIGHT!!!
That volleyball girl looks like a tranny!
4/22/2009
Dancing With the Stars is Coming September 22!
Kim Kardashian Over-rated Celebrity Kid (At least it's not Bruce Jenner)
Toni Braxton Gorgeous Singer
Lance Bass Has Been Boy Bander
Susan Lucci Old Soap Star
Warren Sapp Who the hell is he???
Cloris Leachman Really Old TV star but really funny as Malcolm in the Middle's Grandmother
Rocco DiSpirito Really cute Chef
Cody Linley ?? Cute little 16 yr old movie star
Brooke Burke Didn't She go with Bruce Willis?
Jeffery Ross ?? Have no idea
Maurice Greene American former sprinter
Misty May-Traener She'll win this too
Ted McGinley Married with Children Star
Bathroom!
Byeee
