Showing posts with label SNARKY OLD PEOPLE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SNARKY OLD PEOPLE. Show all posts
10/15/2009
9/12/2009
MORE SNARKY OLD PEOPLE
Old Lady Rebellion Line HERE
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many
of you have forgiven your enemies?'
About 80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy
in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'
5/02/2009
SNARKY OLD PEOPLE
Do you know Melancholy Baby?
Hey I'm Drivin HERE
YUM Possum Stew!
So much for the Surgeon General!
You go honey!
Our back yard...
4/23/2009
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