12/24/2010
11/29/2010
11/25/2010
SNARKY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR CHRISTMAS!
Tipsy Toes - Reusable Ice Cube Shoes
There's no place like the bar, there's no place like the bar...You don't even have to click these ruby red heels 3 times to get gorgeously chilled drinks! Tipsy Toes are stylish, reusable ice cubes that will not dilute your drink! Buy these Ruby Slippers HERE
Ooh we want this perfect Snarky Woman's mug!
But your diamonds HERE
Cocktail Shaker Lip Balm
Cocktail Shaker Lip Balms have taken inspiration from popular cocktails. Packaged as a mini cocktail shaker, each luscious lip balm will make even teetotallers’ lips feel delicious. There are 6 fabulous flavors just lining up to pour themselves over your lips!
The Strawberry Daiquiri lip balm will coat your lips in a succulent strawberry scent, whilst the Apple Martini will make your lips taste as though you have just taken a bite of a crunchy apple. You’ll be in for a tangy treat if you end up with the Tequila Sunrise Cocktail Shaker Lip Balm, whereas the Pina Colada balm will coat your lips up with a smooth coconut scented balm. Lastly the Cosmopolitan lip balm will add a cranberry bite, and the Margarita will give a shot of lime to your lips.
Bullet Ice Cube Tray
Freshen up that killer drink with a round from the Bullet Ice Tray! Show James Bond how it's done and add a little sophistication to your parties with this amazing ice cube tray. Great for your next Sopranos Party!
Bullet Ice Cube Trays are ideal stocking fillers and novelty gifts! Why not use some Bullet Ice Cubed at a James Bond or gangster themed party? You can even color your ice cubes with cordial or fruit juice! but them HERE
Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the freezer... This Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray is the perfect addition to drinks and themed parties! Watch these Shark Fin Ice Cubes float around in your Blue Shark Cocktail, as you wonder whether it is safe or not to take a sip.
Create 5 awesome Shark Fins in this shark-chewed ice tray and relive the days of Jaws and the She Gods of Shark Reef. This Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray will give your guests a whale of a time! But Them HERE
11/01/2010
WOW DON MARCO... THE MASTER CRAYON ARTIST
Don Marco was born in Northern Minnesota in the late 1920's. His interest in art was evident even before starting school. As a young adult in the Army Air Corp, he began his life's career in Air Traffic Control, which continued until his retirement from Honolulu International Airport in 1973... Much of his spare time was spent as a professional artist.
Burt Reynolds Crayola Portrait
Before retirement, Don started developing a technique to create fine art, using Crayola Crayons. Shortly after retiring, he published his first print. Living in Southern California, his work was in demand, including commissions from Burt Reynolds and a one-man show at his Dinner Theater in Florida ....
James Arness Matt Dillon from Gunsmoke
John Wayne Rooster Cogburn in True Grit
Clint Eastwood
Such talent!
10/30/2010
SNARKY AIRPORT SECURITY PLAN
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a security booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone.
There would be none of this baloney about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. This is so SNARKY simple that it's brilliant.
I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Then shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number........"
10/29/2010
10/21/2010
10/19/2010
SNARKY KUKULA AIRLINE!!!
Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously.
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Above in the video are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
Don't panic if your Kulula pilot announces that your flight has just landed in Harare - they love joking. Kulula Airlines is one of 3 low cost carriers operating in South Africa (Mango and 1time are the others), and is known for its humorous in-flight commentary and advertisements.
The Kulula brand is owned by Comair (who also operate British Airways flights in South Africa), a company listed on the Johannesburg Stock Exchange, and its steadily-increasing offering includes travel, credit cards and cellphone connections.
The word kulula is Zulu for it is light or it is easy/simple. Don't believe? Check Snopes HERE
BEST SNARKY DANCING VIDEO EVER!!!
Snarky fan Heather sent us this fabulous video! It is to die for babies! Thanks HH!
9/22/2010
OMG AMERICAN IDOL IS INSANE! STEVEN TYLER??
ugh...
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez and Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler will join the judging panel of top-rated U.S. TV talent show "American Idol", producers said on Wednesday.
Are they nuts???
We are going to be tortured looking at his so bad plastic surgery and how will we be able to focus on the contestants?? This is unfair audience torture! Just like when Dancing with the Stars had Priscilla Presley as a "contestant"
nightmare! doesn't she own a mirror???
The official announcement ended months of speculation following the departure of old hands Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi and represents a major overhaul of the Fox TV show following a four-year slide in viewership.
Record producer Randy Jackson will keep the seat he has held since the program debuted in 2001, rounding out the panel of three judges, and Ryan Seacrest will return as host. The singing contest begins its 10th season in January 2011.
Lopez, 41, star of movies "The Backup Plan" and "The Wedding Planner", started her career as a dancer and singer with hits like "Jenny From the Block".
In a glitzy announcement in Los Angeles, Lopez said she was excited to be joining the show and she was "looking for the next Michael Jackson." (Tyler looks like Jackson already!) Tyler, 62, added that he wanted "to bring some rock to this rollercoaster." The Rock and Roll Hall of Famer undoubtedly brings an edge to the singing contest, which launched the Grammy-winning careers of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Jennifer Hudson.
These plastic surgeons should have their licenses revoked! OMG how hideous to ruin your body like these pathetic stars..
We'll try and watch Idol as we love the show but just when we thought Paula Abdul was the worst they could do.... We cannot even picture JLo even sitting next to the Aerosmith cryptkeeper! Get Joe Perry PLEASE
9/20/2010
9/19/2010
DIVA SHARON'S VINTAGE COLLECTION
DivaSharon's Mint Condition Vintage Clothing in San Jose, California Downtown Willow Glen
1318 Lincoln Avenue, San Jose, CA 95125
Shop:(408) 294-9893 Direct: (214)766-1874
Embroidered boots !
Visit the Diva HERE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH RANDY QUAID AND HIS WIFE??
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – Actor Randy Quaid and his wife are facing burglary charges in California after the owner of the couple's old house reported they had been living there without permission.
A representative of the property owner called Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies Saturday afternoon to report that squatters had been staying in the guest house illegally. When deputies arrived at the house that evening, they found Randy and Evi Quaid, who said they had owned the property since the 1990s.
The property owner's representative provided documents that showed his client had bought the home in 2007 from a man who had purchased it from the Quaids several years earlier. A contractor showed police more than $5,000 in damages to the guest house that he believed was caused by the Quaids.
Police arrested the Quaids on charges of felony residential burglary and entering a noncommercial building without consent, a misdemeanor. Police also charged Evi Quaid, 47, with resisting arrest.
Bail was set at $50,000 each.
Last September, the couple was charged with defrauding an innkeeper of more than $10,000 as well as conspiracy and burglary after an invalid credit card was used at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito.
Senior Deputy District Attorney Arnie Tolks had said an invalid card also was used at The Biltmore, a luxury resort in Santa Barbara.
What??? don't they have any money? Call your brother Dennis! jeez oh pete!
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