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SNARKY PRESIDENTIAL SUV

Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUVs are in the
Presidential or VIP motorcades? You know the ones with
blacked windows that no one gets in or out of.

Well, wonder no more. They have a 6-barreled 7.62mm mini
gun. They fire over 4,000 rounds per minute. The wipers need
to be run to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing.

This video is from the company that makes this happen.
The vehicle is also armor plated.

SNAP The Snarkies love their high tech weapons!

FULL DISCLOSURE!

Dontcha love this! Of course they'll never sell this house! LOL

Bad neighbors are a NIGHTMARE! OMG We just got a new neignbor with a charming crack head daughter. What luck! It is not unusual to come home and spy this 20 something sitting bolt upright with her basket of laundry at her feet, sleeping on the front porch. Broad daylight in front of the entire neighborhood.

Then of course when her mother isn't home she would boom the techno music full blast so we would be tortured with boom boom boom, boom boom boom for hours. One day it started at 10:30 am and finally stopped at 11:35 pm.

Gratefully the crack head moved somewhere else and just visits now. Just in the nick of time as we were getting ready to launch our favorite Polka tunes full blast at 5am!

Ciao babies

CHRIS ISAAK IS BACK

The Snarkies are extremely thrilled to have one of our very favorite hunky singers back on TV.
TV right now is in serious lack of gorgeous men. Yes they are in short supply. Finally they found the
righ format for Chris which showcases his music mixed with other musicians in a combo variety
chat show type setting.

As much as we loved his other show on Showtime we just waited for the performance scenes.
Especially painful was that sad last season where he ended up with his assistant/manager girl.
EWWW

Enough of that please just let the dreamboat crooner man sing.... sigh....

Here is the trailer for his new show which starts Thurday 2-26 ON BIO

Watch the trailer HERE



Another cool Chris event is his first studio produced cd in 7 years... is coming out tomorrow
2-24! YAY We have our copy pre-ordered from from Amazon for 9.99 Get a Copy Of Mr. Lucky

ANNOYING STUPID ASS HUMANS!

They let this idiot have one too click Here

WELL WELL WELL another Chimp Fatality due to a stupid f'ing HUMAN OWNER!

This week Barbra was inundated with emails asking when she would comment on this topic. Ms Seville rescued 3 chimps from a really crappy HUMAN owner back in the 80's So she has had some up close in house exposure to chimpanzees kept in captivity!

They are being held in CAPTIVITY by the stupid humans with little care for the well being of the chimp! They are not a family member! They are not HUMAN children they are WILD ANIMALS. It really pisses off the Snarkies that in this country is perfectly legal to buy chimpanzees and keep them in houses like this! THIS NEEDS TO STOP

Yes we are FLAMED OUT about this CREEPY lady and the media portraying the chimp as CRAZED! HELLO that owner was the crazed one. Sleeping with him? Taking baths with him? For crying out loud! Who let this person keep this poor chimp in her home all these years?? Yes.. we understand that she loved Travis and it would have been hard on Travis and the owner to separate. Like puttingyour child in a foster home. But it was MORE cruel and totally her decision to keep him that caused her friend's injuries, the police injuries and ultimately the death of Travis.

Barbra's first reaction to this story was RELIEF for Travis. He is free from that life and in a better place. He should never have been living like that.

The USDA is supposed to regulate wild animal owners. To purchase a chimpanzee you have to pass their regulations and be inspected. Where was the USDA?

We need to stop using Chimps for entertainment and forcing them to behave as humans. They are not human. Trunk Monkeys use older chimps and we often wonder (we know..) what methods the handlers are using to get them to perform.

Chimpanzees are absolutely RUINED by human contact. Yes they are sweet as babies and up to about age 10 they are cute and loving. After they are 10 when they enter puberty and realize they are bigger than their human handlers.



Chimpanzees are so strong and their skin so thick that managing them is very difficult. Handlers often use cattle prods to shock a chimp into submission. When they are young they will respond much like a human child. You can offer them a "bribe" like pizza and pop in exchange for good behavior. Once they enter adulthood handlers are using drugs to keep them manageable. Yes they drug these animals... Otherwise these chimps would make a break for it and head back for the jungle!



Freddy age 5

Freddy is now well over 20 years old and living in a circus animal retirement home because he was ruined by human handlers.
The handlers removed most of his teeth so he wouldn't bite children as poor Freddy was forced to have them sit on him and get
their pictures taken. Awful! Just hated that. Freddy loved pizza, pop, and his favorite movie was "Harry and the Hendersons"


He was punished for bad behavior so putting him in with wild chimps would have been disastrous. If they hit him Freddy woukd think he deserved it. Freddy would end up most likely killed by the other chimps. His only option is to be placed in an kind environment with other wild animals ruined by people.

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Snarky Politics! The Economic Stimulus Payment

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.

This is a very exciting new program that we will explain using
the Q and A format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will
send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase an HD TV set, thus
stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up."

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,
Honduras, and Guatemala
(unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America.
You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a
baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic
ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

The Curious Case of Forest Gump!

Coincidence? WE think it's another conspiracy!

FUNNY OR DIE HIGH FIVE!

The Snarkies got an email from our palsat FUNNY OR DIE


Funny or Die produced a third installment in their widely-popular "High Five" series based around the inauguration.

The video contains a bunch of prominent politicians, (Howard Dean, Newt Gingrich), pundits (Larry King,
Arianne Huffington) and celebrities (Jack Black, Sarah Silverman) high fiving. There was a huge buzz in DC
while we were filming it and everyone involved loved it and had a great time. I think your readers would
probably get a real kick out of it.

Video: www.funnyordie.com/videos/ae73278a00/high-five-inauguration
Also, the song in the video is "One Day" by Kings Go Forth, a band
we love out of Milwaukee!

Go watch this one is funny as are all their videos.

Our Snarky Favorite is PEARL THE LANDLORD