This happened on a flight getting ready to depart

Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took
the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional
wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
"What's the matter?" Jack asked..
"I've been transferred to DETROIT, there's
crazy people there.

Its "Gangland" where all the crooked
Politicians and cops are from.They've
got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots,
drugs, poor public schools, and the
highest crime rate in America."

Jack replied, "I've lived in DETROIT
all my life. It's not as bad as the media
says. Find a nice home, go to work,
mind your own business, enroll your
kids in a nice private school.. It's as
safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking
and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been
worried to death. But if you live there
and say it's OK, I'll take your word
for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner
on a Budweiser truck."


Beth said...

Hahaha! We're actually visiting Detroit in June to see the Star Trek exhibit. I'll keep an eye out for the Bud truck! ;)

The Snarky View said...

Don't forget to bring your hot pink flak jacket!