THE SNARKY WIFE FROM MICHIGAN

THE SNARKY WIFE

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had
told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took
a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful SNARKY girl from Michigan. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher

LOL